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Farmer’s 12 Days of Christmas

Erica Louder for Progressive Forage Published on 03 December 2019
Farmer's 12 Days of Christmas

’Tis the season for a trip to Tractor Supply for a few of my favorite farmers. I made my list (and checked it twice!), and then my little brother amended it to make sure I was getting what he really wanted. It was such a fun list to make we decided to parody it Jeff Foxworthy style. A 2019 Farmer’s 12 Days of Christmas was born.

Farmer’s 12 Days of Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
A DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Eight Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Ten pounds of seed, nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Eleven Wrangler jeans, ten pounds of seed, nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Twelve rolls of twine, eleven Wrangler jeans, ten pounds of seed, nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.

What else is on your list?  end mark

Erica Louder is a freelance writer based in Idaho.

PHOTO: Illustration by Kristen Phillips.

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